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10 minutes ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 3,157 notes
11 minutes ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 35 notes

sarahfarms:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

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This is genius

12 minutes ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 19,365 notes

illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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12 minutes ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 295,297 notes

karkatsaysfuck:

etceteraface:

rycbar123-4:

So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.

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I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.

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Then I remove the Styrofoam…

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The fuck?

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A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER

he then later gave me the legs.image

LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS

Are you Luna Lovegood

Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs

12 minutes ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 244,776 notes

killthefandoms:

hwoaarang:

major turn offs

  • timed missions
  • manual save points
  • chase sequences

Escort Missions

13 minutes ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 41,065 notes

swaggersbacktotheimpala:

engage-with-zorp:

sideb00b:

My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

Well she’s a guy so

14 minutes ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 32,383 notes

stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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19 minutes ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 193,649 notes

cocoastripper:

queer-punk:

WE NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT CANCER AND LOST A TESTICLE IT WAS ALL ABOUT HIS HEALTH AND HOW INSPIRATIONAL HE WAS BUT WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE GETS A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM GETTING CANCER, IT’S ALL ABOUT HOW SHE WON’T BE A SEX SYMBOL ANYMORE AND HOW MEN ARE OFFENDED CAUSE SHE WON’T BE AN OBJECT FOR THEM 

I’m pretty sure I reblog this already but this need to be reblog again

20 minutes ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 439,298 notes
20 minutes ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 255,578 notes
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

snowingblackout:

johanirae:

koipatches:

kelslk:

wtf is this bullshit

THANKS DC
HACHACHACHA

Good old DC. Could always count on them to take one step forward on batgirl’s awesome new uniform, then sprint miles back with this bullshit

#her entire reason of being IS feminism you morons

Walk up in the DC offices like…

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

snowingblackout:

johanirae:

koipatches:

kelslk:

wtf is this bullshit

THANKS DC

HACHACHACHA

Good old DC. Could always count on them to take one step forward on batgirl’s awesome new uniform, then sprint miles back with this bullshit

Walk up in the DC offices like…

21 minutes ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 5,083 notes

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

30 minutes ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 52,597 notes
tyleroakley:

okay

tyleroakley:

okay

46 minutes ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 2,210 notes
46 minutes ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 79 notes
vagueversusvogue:

band-geek-things:

I think my band director wears the babysitter hat most often…

Skembos, mechanic? Bahahahahahaha.

vagueversusvogue:

band-geek-things:

I think my band director wears the babysitter hat most often…

Skembos, mechanic? Bahahahahahaha.

47 minutes ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 1,109 notes